Intro: A girl is fleeing from a man who will kill her. She gets away only to run into the Mafia Boss of the Oz Family, Caramia. With him are the Tinman (Axel) and the Scarecrow (Kyrie). When she decides (or they decide lol) her name to be Fuka, she will be thrust into an adventure of what it means to be human and what the world she is in truly means. All while being a freeloader surrounded by ikemen and NTRing them, of course.
TRIGGERS IN THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final thoughts below:
Caramia: Even if you haven’t bathed in ages you’ll still get the girl! In order to progress, Fuka had to act like a wilting flower. I’m not hating but when all she did was give Caramia the power to decide whatever he wants (like what her name should be) & she’s all “Oh thank you, Mr. Caramia!” “What would ever I do without you?” Have some self-respect. Heck, even Gretel asked if you can speak up for yourself! Not that there’s anything wrong with sometimes wanting someone to make decisions for you. It’s just that if that’s the key to earning a man’s kokoro than forget him.
Don’t worry-if you ever wanted to experience what it feels like to cheat on ur man who is dating u because you smell like some past love, here you go!! Bad End 1: Caramia admits why he likes Fuka to Kyrie & she overhears. When she confronts him he says “How dare you listen in on me, woman!” & then ignores her.
Like any self-respecting woman, she realizes she’s done with his butt & takes Kyrie up on his offer. She meets him in the middle of the night bc F U Caramia. And then they do it. Like wtf? At least give us some romantic development btwn the 2!! But no. Fuka just opens her legs the instant she chooses the other man toy.
Bad end 2: When Fuka said she wished the mafia families would stop fighting, Kyrie got the brilliant plan 2 set Heidi’s farm on fire so the other families would kill each other off cuz, you know, it gets rid of violence (ლ‸－)(－‸ლ)
In some ways Caramia was a gentleman. He never tried 2 force Fuka into anything (unless she was NTRing with him…) but his whole route was so BLAND. Bad end 3 Fuka sees him w/ a ho from the mansion so I let her go w/ Axel cuz Caramia implies that sleeping w/ hos 4 info is part of his job…& come on. Axel actually
Good ends: They make up & rofl he SHOOTS HER on accident. Depending on what end ur on he either loses his courage & remains a coward for the rest of his sorry existance. Or gets his courage back 2 rescue her.
Scarlet: Fuka decides it’s time she made friends w/ another girl so 4 a long ass time she thinks Scarlet’s a she…
Scar develops a crush on Fuka who is tstl. If he says he’s insecure abt his height, don’t keep talking abt it! Don’t keep saying he’s girlier than you!! Can u not read the atmosphere???
He says she needs 2 carefully think abt what family 2 join. Except she has 2 go & screw that up in End 2…When they sneak out of town she stupidly falls over the railing in2 the woods. How do u even?? Scarlet catches her just in time & gets injured instead. He says it’s bc if she got hurt the Oz family would kill him….but we all know why ( ◉◞౪◟◉).
So they sleep in da woods & turns out Caesar is on 2 them. Scar pushes her ahead. Fuka begs Caramia 2 save Scarlet & they go “Bad Fuka. U spent way 2 much time w/ him so now u have 2 choose.” WTF. She joins the Oz family in order 2 save Scarlet & avoids him from then on…why? Even Axel was like wtf is wrong w/ her? Did she not wonder how Scar would feel? Hell no.
He has 2 chase after her since she won’t talk 2 him & almost confesses but stops himself in time only for Kyrie 2 cockblock. End 1: Hamelin comes back, Scar asks 2 join Oz family 2 fight Hamelin, & Scar tells Fuka he’s in End 2: He sides w/ Hamelin but he gives up so Scar bcomes the don of Grimm family & Fuka can only come meet him on “business terms.”
What the actual fuck?!!! NO KISS CG, NO NOTHING!! Friendzoned till the end. Ugh, I’d have chased down that lil shota & confessed no matter what. He’ll become a hottie just u wait. His route was good & I love him even if Fuka doesn’t. Bitch, at the least u could’ve had smt w/ him in End 1 but nooooooooooooo.
Axel: To amend my broken <3, I went for the Tin Man of moeness. Axel is blind without glasses & loves sugar. A lot. Most of his interactions involve pancakes or sweets of some sort. He even proposes the Oz family should make a chocolate river. He at first doesn’t trust Fuka but realizes she’s so friggen dumb that she’s no threat at all. She went after him when he got captured by the Wolf Gang by herself bc no big deal. Yeah, they’re after me but I must save Axel despite having no defense skills whatsoever!!
I really liked his route but staph with this NTR shit. Axel rlly loved Fuka but they had 2 make her split her legs open the moment she switches 2 someone else. WTF Fuka? Do you not see what a keeper you have here?!
Brothel: Aka what Cero rating is this?! Fuka realizes she can’t stop fukaing other ppl when creeper Dorian reveals the Mansion isn’t a salon…Manboy tries to get her away but it’s too late. Fuka can’t stop.
She gets either 1: pronounced “dead” to the public & branded as Brothel property. If she gets pregnant, she will be thrown into a room and her baby snatched from her to be raised as another worker in the brothel. But considering how Dorian sees her as a beautiful prize, he most likely has smt up his sleeve to prevent that.
2: Fuka, ManBoy & Alfani tie Dorian (who pretends to be a PRIEST) up & make him agree to her plans. They tie him up, pull out his portrait, & she’s all time to pay bitch. Thus, Fuka becomes the boss of the brothel. Only thing I didn’t get was Kyrie didn’t want anyone to touch her from the Brothel. And he sold her. And she srsly should’ve just pushed Dorian off a cliff…but she would need to use what little brain she has for that For such a disgusting route, there was only one pro:
Fuka was drugged, raped, etc in this route & her S&M preferences shone through…but what I couldn’t even at was that ManBoy pleads with her to not come back-practically telling her if she does that’s it. Yet she comes back the next day! And never once mentions or complains about the fact that Dorian drugged her drink & likely raped her while she was unconscious.
Cero C, baby.
Pashet: This is not a yuri route. It’s really about female friendship. All of us (or most) have had this before so please don’t try & make it into a yuri when she blatantly admits she likes Axel. I freaking loved her omg. Pashet is the best friend we all want: the gorgeous woman who’s strong & can look after herself. And yet she’s very sensitive and has a difficult time expressing herself.
At least, I wish I could be like Pashet. Who doesn’t want to be a badass? However, her strength & denial of her feminine side poses a very harrowing trauma for her: rejection. Pashet falls for Axel and Fuka encourages her in her endeavors to win his kokoro.
What I loved abt Pashet was that she wasn’t afraid to point out the blatant sexism of the culture that can be applied today. She wanted to be equal to the men. She was so afraid of getting hurt and making friends with Fuka, who was the dumbest, girliest idiot in all of the Ozmafia.
A fantastic best friend route and honestly I can’t decide who I want to ship Pashet with: Axel or Scarlet? Axel because she likes him and I want her to b happy and Scarlet bc it seemed they could be an item considering they talk abt each other in each route. It’s like Axel is her dream guy but Scarlet could be the prince to sweep her off her feet. XD
And honestly, she should have been the main character.
Robin Hood: I had no idea he was romanceable. He’s the only Doctor in town & is so overworked since the Brothel is frequently “burying” ppl & then there’s the mafia shooting everyone, the Wolf Gang, etc. As if the Brothel wasn’t bad, now u get this guy. I wanted to love Robin but lazy writing & forced romance made me despise his route.
Basically, Hamelin shows up late 2 Robin’s wedding & shoots his “human” bride (she ain’t immortal). Caramia didn’t help get her 2 the clinic bc the priority was protecting the town. So Robin locked her in a life-preserving tank until he can save her…except it ain’t going 2 well. ｡･ﾟヾ(✦థ ｪ థ)ﾉ｡ﾟ･｡
Stuck as a vegetable, Snow White must listen to her groom grow more & more yandere & more desperate w/ each failed attempt to revive her. When Fuka strolls in he makes it clear that girl I already put a ring on it so no trying to seduce me. Her feelings grow & the conceited bastard gloats about it to his wife.
Fuka discovers his wife & flips out. He of course gets pissed & decides 2 finally kill Hamelin when she tells him he’s back in town. So he uses her feelings for him 2 drug her so she can’t see him run off w/ guns he stole from the Oz family….End 1: then proceeds 2 torture Hamelin. But 2 bad cuz they’re all immortal! Robin gets arrested & Fuka’s all I’ll wait 4 u & he returns to the clinic cuz no one wants his job. End 2: He tells Fuka that he’s in love with her but really it’s just cuz there’s no other way he can get some now that he killed his wife….
Ugh wtf. Like had no romance been shoved in2 this route, I would’ve been fine. Fuka, idgaf how he gives u the dokidokis. He’s married. End of story. But he’s not blameless either. Dude eggs her on the moment he realizes she likes him. Someone’s sexually frustrated.
I was excited abt this route & it was awful.
Soh: The moment Fuka ran in2 this Kyubey I knew he was either yandere or a major creeper. He’s Caesar’s 2nd in command lol & owns a shop he calls his “lover”….
He’s this friendly genki dude who decides the best option is to get Fuka out of Ozmafia after she joins the Oz family. Except your plan sucks ass, Soh. She falls ill during the trip (or he does depending on the ending) . Caesar goes after them and depending on the end, Fuka is found by Kyrie and taken back where Soh decides to erase himself from her memory.
And only he will remember their time together.
My first playthrough I was all why my baby!!! But then we learn what the actual shit this guy has done…..
Caesar: Can u taste the tsuntsun?? Bc the moment he showed up I was like dayum he’s gonna be a tsundere. And he was!! XD Only they didn’t give this guy much screen time so all the glorious stuttering I was craving was lost.
He’s the Big Bad Wolf and Dorothy’s magic so he constantly wants to reunite with her…so like is this a form of incest or is the game’s way of saying it’s canon yo? \_(ツ)_/¯
Anyways he’s like some NEET who was controlled by Hamelin when the game started (I’m assuming. Never got clarity on that) and he depends on Soh to do everything. He’s not completel useless tho cuz he can make jewelry and fight well with a sword.
Only peeve was that this dude was like Fuka is mine. I own her blahblahblah.
Anyways I wanted a LOT more of this guy bc like where is my glorious tsuntsuness? The stuttering, the deredere?!
Hamelin: Aka forever screwed over. The day of his friend’s wedding, (Robin Hood) Soh controlled Hamelin and made him shoot up the church. Bc he’s immortal and most of those in the mafia are too, he’s given up on being understood. So he just shows up hoping someone will find a way to kill him.
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I suspected smt like this since how the plot was unfolding but having it confirmed is like dayum. That sucks.
Hamelin literally doesn’t catch a break throughout his entire flipping route and only confirmed my hatred for Soh.
Kyrie: And the asshole of the year goes to!!! Actually Soh gets that award but Kyrie himself deserves a similar trophy. To say I was secretly hoping he might be like Saint Germain was an understatement. I was like he has the swagger, the clothes, the eloquent speech…it must be!!
Alas, it was not meant to be.
As funny as some of his lines were, his character was literally the essence of NTR. Dude only loved Dorothy and lol never cared abt Fuka. I don’t really blame him cuz she’s so tstl but still, that’s a little harsh.
He only cares abt Dorothy so I guess he just decided it was better than nothing??? His character was wittien poorly considering how he states he won’t let anyone from the brothel touch her, yet he sells her to Dorian in the brothel route.
What is consistency??
I did feel bad for the dude but I honestly was fed up with this asshat by the time I had to play his route and didn’t gaf. I didn’t agree with how he viewed sex as smt to just do without feeling and he pissed me off to no end during the NTR routes.
The reveal: Remember that tower in the town square? Turns out it ain’t SAO so u won’t be getting out of here once u reach the 100th floor. Basically the Wizard of Oz lied to you. Dorothy never clicked her red shoes and went home.
She wanted to live in Oz forever but u can’t do that cuz lol if u try and use the magic for urself, u turn into a witch! Madoka, anyone? She decides to lock herself in a tower with Todo but decides it ain’t enough after creating her own Mii country.
She wants to be the adored Mary Sue!! Thus Fuka was born. So leaves da tower but that messed everything up so she was split into 3 parts: the body is now in a coma, the magic (Caesar), and the soul (Fuka). Should’ve thought that thru, Dorothy. Todo is like I gotta get her back and it bcomes this weird ass plot of NTR and yandereness where Soh, who is Todo, is manipulating everyone to get Fuka to merge with Dorothy. So he can be with her forever. He’s a dog.
They get back to the tower & Fuka wishes for peace so all the people who died/killed themselves revive. And somehow she’s such a special snowflake that she can now exist in the town Dorothy created.
So Dorothy and her dog/tower yandere kun watch over Ozmafia forever while Fuka hos areound for all eternity….
And remember the op song? Now look back at Kyrie and realize damn, the whole song and the game was about how he got NTR’d by a damn dog/tower yander
NTR the game.
I first wanted to thank Mangagamer and Poni-Patchet for giving us a chance. Even when some ppl spit in their faces by stealing their work after they begged us not to. And they gave us another chance to prove ourselves. So, if you’re interested at all, please buy the game.
I was very impressed with how much love was put into the translations. Expect quality work here with a recently released patch that fixes all the typos. Please be aware that from the beginning this game was never fully voiced. Well, they were, but apparently after the game was done they decided YOLO gotta add more lines!! So not everything is voiced.
The music was okay, I loved the op and ed songs, the art was gorgeous, and we were given a ton of saves.
Now the cons:
I have no idea what the common route is. Maybe there never was one.
The eye catchers. This annoying melody plays while in the lower right of ur screen silhouettes of the ikemens flash past. It was fine at first…but it kept happening. It was sooooooo annoying holy shit. I lost track of how many there are.
What is with NTR in this game? I’m all for celebrating sexually confident characters. Do it. Just don’t make me watch as Fuka can’t decide whp she wants & then the moment she switches to another she spreads her legs. Where is the romantic development?! Why are we rewarded for infidelity??
My best friend was raped by her bf. So it’s a big deal to me when rape is handled so poorly in games/books/movies etc. It’s not funny or smt to be joked abt & to see how carelessly Fuka brushes her rape in the Brothel route aside pissed me off to no end. It was never detailed, she was drugged, then she awoke to Dorian looming over her after announcing his attentions before she succumbed to the drug.
Then Fuka acts like it’s nothing. Maybe it was to cope with it but even then I can’t say that’s the case when she just was like lol I need my boytoyz now.
Every flipping Oz character suddenly had inferiority complexes the moment Fuka dated one of them & OH NOES NTR galore. WTF. Were they not capable of being happy for their friend? All it served was to extend the routes bc YOU CAN’T COLLECT ALL CG’S UNLESS YOU CHEAT ON THE OZ BOYZ. Why must you make me hurt them?
Fuka had so many conflicting traits. One moment she’s this dumb flower, the next she’s innocent abt BDSM & then suddenly she’s participating like she knew all abt from the get go. She was infuriatingly stupid at times & molded herself to match the needs of the men.
Kyrie is a creeper. “Father” Dorian needs to burn in Hell. I want ManBoy & Alfani to escape. Scarlet my baby was friendzoned by the dumb af Fuka &the one ending where they had a chance, she screwed it up. Scarlet deserved so much more but he’s too good for Fuka despite how much I liked them. I ship him & Axel with Pashet.
I had a ton of questions after the game ended. So many plot holes…like who is the Wizard of Oz???
I can’t say I really liked this game bc so much NTR, poor Scarlet/Hamelin, Robin Hood should’ve never had any romance in his route, and ugh Fuka.
I didn’t really have any expectations for this game. I just was happy to even get one. I’m glad I got to play it but I won’t be replaying this one.
Of course, you’re free to disagree with anything I said and form your own opinion. If you’re interested, please consider buying the game to decide for yourself. Because despite what I thought of the game, you might find yourself holding a different opinion.
* For optimal enjoyment I suggest playing routes from diff families every other play-through to keep things fresh. NTRing ur ikemens is the only way to get all CGs and to view the epilogue.*
My play order: Caramia>Scarlet>Axel>Brothel>Pashet>Robin Hood>Sou>Caesar>Hamelin>Kyrie
Thank you, Poni-Patchet and Mangagamer!! DON’T STEAL GUYS.
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What did you think of OZMAFIA!! ? Who was your favorite character? What otoge would you like to see next in English?